Dear Revenge Journal~
Thus for nearly a whole year now, I have constantly been on the run from that duplicitous snake, Jade, and his group of lackeys. For the most time, I have spent my so called exile in Yulia City, where I heard that they took in just about anyone seeking refuge. To my upmost delight, this came true. However... the one vital mistake I realized I had made once I had split from the Church of Lorelei... is that I left you, my beloved Revenge Journal, behind and at the mercy of that terrible, bloated son of a biscut, Grand Maestro Mohs. I have not had a chance to sneak on back and retrieve you, my dear friend, until now, and that is all thanks to the mayor of Yulia City. He is a wonderful man, indeed... if not for him, my secrets may have been spilled amongst the other God Generals and my reputation would be completely trashed!
But alas, back to that evil, twisted being whom never allows me a moment of peaceful rest...
I have not had a face to face encounter with Jade in the year that I have been on the run, but I have had a few close calls. One time was back in Baticul... how could I ever forget? That was the time when I was forced to take cover in a prickly bush nearby, else I might have been spotted by the slimey bugger. It ruined my hair, my clothes, my purple lipstick... it turned me into what had to have been the next Frankenstein, but... alas. I still managed to keep myself dignified until the Jade gang had filed past. Apparently they had been headed towards Sheridan for some matter or another...
Now that I think on it more, I believe it had something to do with Professor Nebilim's catalysts! If those brainless twits are out trying to collect all seven of the catalysts for me... then all I would need is the data, and then Professor Nebilim's revival would be complete! Aha! Ahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE YET, JUST YOU WAIT, JADE CURTISS!!!
- Dist the Rose
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